bland sniffa

One who sniffs a heinous amount of bland. (Bland as in ones own brand). Or one who enjoys blanding on other people.

1. Ronnie smiled delightfully as his bland blew across Shelisha's face and through her hair.
2. Ronnie: Shelisha, would you be inclined to sniffing my bland?
Shelisha: Of course, Ronnie!
Ronnie: (farts in her face)
3. Shelisha's bland sounded quite wet and produced a great amount of anal leakage on Ronnie's chest following their butt sex experimentation.

by Davey S. June 18, 2005

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

Bland Finale

Dashed expectations. A bit of a letdown.

The audience had been anticipating Clapton would close the concert with a soaring rendition of his number one megahit, not the bland finale of Layla performed on solo ukulele and a kazoo.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Mr Bland

Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.

Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."

by Stephen DeFilippo December 2, 2006

Bland Job

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

Charlie Bland

Charlie Bland aka my hubby is the prod father of my son Jake and he is a patriotic Texas citizen who identifies as a banana.

Charlie Bland is the best hubby ever.

by Lucy Sinclair April 21, 2021

Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

by User1893 January 30, 2023