Agatha Christie

A dude is blindfolded in the middle of a group of women. Then one woman defecates in the mans mouth. Then his blindfold is removed and he has to guess which woman it was by taste.

I heard Jim did the Agatha Christie last night.

Agatha Christie by Atomicdespair May 26, 2015

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Agatha e Sofia

Agatha e Sofia sono le rane che distrussero Corinto nel 146 a.C.
Entrambe hanno un fetish particolare per i piedi puzzolenti, e spesso fanno le puttanelle sulla paullese.

Sono visibili solamente grazie all’utilizzo di microscopio. Hanno forma sferica e presentano una carnagione color verde fagiolino, tipica delle rane che praticano il sadomaso.

Vivono in ambienti umidi (ad esempio i calzini sudati o le ascelle pezzate dell’Ilarione). Da conservare in luogo fresco, lontano da fonti di calore.

Agatha e Sofia: John Cena is a nice man with an invisible ass.
Viviana: yeah, I totally agree. I love bald men

Agatha e Sofia by fragola86 November 21, 2021

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Agatha Christie

1. Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, Lady Mallowan, also known simply as Agatha Christie (DBE) is a famous English writer known for writing mystery and detective books, popularizing the genre heavily in the 20th century.
She is known for Murder on the Orient Express, And Then There Were None, The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd, Death On The Nile, Five Little Pigs, and The A.B.C. Murders, just to name a few of her world famous works.

2. Агата Кристи, A Soviet and Russian post-punk band of the same name, it is named after the writer, which was a named suggested by Alexander Kozlov.

The band operated from 1987 to 2015, before dissolving in after they all agreed to go their own ways after internal conflicts within the band.

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Person 1: "Who is your favourite writer?"
Person 2: "It's got to be Agatha Christie!"

2.

Person 1: "I just found my new favourite band!! It's an old Russian post Punk band! I'm a contrarian!!"
Person 2: wtf are you talking about

Agatha Christie by anonymous January 15, 2025

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All Agatha

All Agatha is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She’s an awesome writer and also the biggest hawks simp. She’s so lovely and always makes everyone smile with her jokes, kindness and cute nicknames. It’s impossible to not love her, she’s one of the best people you’ll ever meet and that’s why you should cherish her forever! We love you Aggie 🥺💖

All Agatha: I am here
Us: is that All Agatha? Will she feed us with more awesome writing? Fast let’s go love her

All Agatha by omniii February 11, 2021