Taking a deuce

The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.

After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.

Taking a deuce by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006

Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

Fresh off a Deuce by Adrian the Canadian February 4, 2007

chunk a deuce 

Throwing a peace sign sideways in the air, originally coined in H-town

Man, when I left that bangin' club, I had to chunk a deuce to my homies.

chunk a deuce by Jizzle fo' shizzle from da NOLA June 11, 2006

Droppin a deuce 

Taking a crap ..........

YO I'll be right back I gots to go drop a duece

Droppin a deuce by Antawn Brooks August 11, 2004

Chug a Deuce 

Suggestion. Eat Shit. To heartily swallow a no.2

That guy was mouthing off at me so I just told him to chug a deuce.

Chug a Deuce by RHP4 January 4, 2011

jacking a deuce 

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

jacking a deuce by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

busting a deuce 

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

busting a deuce by kajoe September 19, 2006