Emergency boyfriend (911 BF) or girlfriend (911 GF) for when you are desperate (rebound, lonely, drunk, etc.) You go through the motions (lunches, movies, hikes, sexytime), but you know you will not be with them forever.
#1: I do declare my good man, my betrothed hath left me for a fellow with a fancy red sports car and designer knickers.
#2: Awww dawg, she's just a damn ho. Get yous a 911 GF to tide you over hommie.
#2: Awww dawg, she's just a damn ho. Get yous a 911 GF to tide you over hommie.
by eshommie May 8, 2007
911 operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Person: someone's trying to kill me!
911 operator: oh, well sorry
*Hangs up*
Person: someone's trying to kill me!
911 operator: oh, well sorry
*Hangs up*
by Douknowbts December 1, 2019
The act of ingesting a line of meth followed by a gut bomb chased with a shot of hot rail bong water. The amount of meth ingested in such a short period of time you may need medical intervention.
I decided to meet Dino and CY at Crystal Cave one day to do some 911s. This led to some serious flailing
by Jennifried Shardluck March 26, 2018
When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"
"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"
"The 911 made me a republican!"
"4 stars raves George Segal"
"The 911 made me a republican!"
"4 stars raves George Segal"
by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 10, 2006
A sex positions in which the man has to ram 2 tall New York women and make them both collapse in 5 minutes
by End my existance December 21, 2020
by jv4life_13 October 17, 2011
by daveknockwin September 18, 2020