said by a fatass that works at chick fil a back of house. created while playing fortnite with greasy fingers and sweating
by youretargeted October 15, 2023

John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"
Daniel: "What do you mean?"
John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
Daniel: "What do you mean?"
John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)
by NihMunel December 09, 2023

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.
Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.
As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.
As having them around makes people want to hurt them.
Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.
Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.
As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.
As having them around makes people want to hurt them.
Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.
Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?
Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023

Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024

by Heheh and July 12, 2022

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.
When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...
by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023
