target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 21, 2009

Target Run

Slang for "I Want it in the Ass."

Guy A: Hey, wanna go on a target run?
Guy B: you know it.

by asiimov March 16, 2022

Target About It

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.

My job sucks, I’m going to Target about it.

by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022

Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.

I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.

by White Obama :) January 27, 2021

Confirm Target

Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance

Engage the plate rack large to small then the confirm target.

by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025

Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!

by Hey Hallie February 15, 2021

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by anonymous November 12, 2020