Target Ally

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.

When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...

by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023

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target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.

Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!

by poopassnigger February 19, 2021

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Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!

by Hey Hallie February 16, 2021

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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 22, 2009

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