Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018

Target

Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.

Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.

by Orrinpants September 13, 2021

The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real

I know! I've been talking about it for years.

Hym "The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real. Calling it out the way I did likely has something to do with the drop in the shootings. You might not like it but we all know from experience that once they start doing the weaponized schizophrenia not only do they not have to recognize your rights but also they won't stop until you murder some kids."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

Target Practice

The act of DMing an individual romantically despite not seriously considering romantic advances as to strengthen charisma for serious suitors at a later time.

I have not shot my shot with anyone in forever. Ill hit this girl up for target practice to see if I still got it.

by bellantone November 19, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

Spicy ˝target˝

You say Spicy ˝target˝ when you see the main target of your spy mission. You replace ˝target˝ with the targets name (for exsample if the targets name is Sam you would say ˝Spicy Sam˝)

(Spicy ˝target˝ will be named Sam again)
spy1: Look Spicy Sam
spy2: Oh there he is
spy1: Yeah we should hide

by Gobice February 28, 2022

Target

A store that tranny fags go to. It is their only safe space considering the fact that they can go in any bathroom. Other from that Target is a store with people that are slightly better then Walmart and actually has quality food. But they allow trannies in the same bathroom as your 2 year old daughter.

Mike: Hey my daughter got touched by a tranny in Target

Dad: that tranny was me

by StupidBetaFag December 28, 2017