Skip to main content

Scaredphobia 

Where you are scared to be scared most dear devils have this phobia, most commonly found in emo boys, emo girls, baddies and dear devils. If you have this phobia you hide it because you don’t want anyone too know that you’re scared. An exemple is:
Person 1: *gulp*
Person 2: are you scared?
Person 1: n-n-no you know i’m not scared of anything

Person 2: okay
*at person 1’s house*
Person 1: what is scaredphobia

Person 1: I-I-I-I have scaredphobia…..
Scaredphobia by Llama Queen August 17, 2021
Scaredphobia mug front
Get the Scaredphobia mug.
See more merch

Scare-ware 

It's for all those dumb hoaxes that get passed around with the malicious intention of getting you to buy some useless program to get rid of a "virus" & when you click on the host link....that's the virus!

Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.
I had a page come up that looked just like a " Microsoft Windows Vista OS" and almost fell hook,line & sinker for this "Scare-Ware" until I noticed in the lower left hand corner that the "address" of the computer security system was no where near the same as mine. These programs also confuse us further by giving us double negative choices such as:

"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.
Scare-ware by BigGnuSwede May 31, 2009

scarecrow dance

The super violent running-in-place dance that stunt men do in movies when they are shot by fully automatic weapons and all the squibs taped to their chest are going off.
Check out the sweet scarecrow dance that guy did when Jesse Ventura smoked him with the minigun in Predator.
scarecrow dance by snott February 3, 2010
Also referred to as an "sj"

An SJ may be performed at the end of any job (such as a blowjob or handjob). Just before climax, the giver of the job will suddenly and without warning, screech like a howler monkey, thereby giving the receiver a feargasm.
One may NOT perform a Scarejob and a CJ simultaneously, for obvious reasons...
Scarejob by BiggBear October 23, 2010

scareactors 

Actors who perform in Halloween-themed events and haunted houses.
Actors dressed as various ghouls, goblins, and chainsaw-wielding madmen ready to jump out at park guests who have come to the event specifically to be scared out of their wits. "Please tell the scareactors to be in their places before the park opens."
scareactors by Loonacy September 10, 2011

scareable 

A person that allows themselves to become scared easily.

Something that eaisly creates fear.
The movie we saw was scareable.
scareable by Trev Bossanova June 9, 2012
A pleasantly plump male that gets all the pussy including your mom. Also if given the look you will be killed.
Hey, did you see johnna between periods?
No she's probaly giving head to Scarduz.
scarduz by Gonzalo Pintado December 25, 2013