Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

gun scare

The freaking out by someone at the sight of an object which may be or may not be a "gun".

Arrest made in gun scare off Highway 32

by Yatasaurus November 15, 2016

suicide scare

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic

Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”

by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024

Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.

I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.

by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023

ur way scared

too pussy.

Person 1: I dare you to kill yourself.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.

by urwayscared November 15, 2018

Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.

Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.

by mgg January 12, 2024

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023