WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.

"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person

by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022

Grandpa Shucking

The act of gambling for the right of ownership of old people, mainly men.

"Why do you always have so much food?" "Grandpa Shucking, man. I got loads of old people."

by #apples November 23, 2016

Ur Grandpa hoe

Worst insult ever worst than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny

Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with a smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie instant death

by Nexuzmasterpro May 10, 2018

Redneck Grandpa

"Redneck Grandpa" "The Redneck Grandpa" or "RGP" appears on YouTube videos uploaded by his grandson (the jackass). His grandson uploads videos of Redneck Grandpa's road rage, which includes honking, cursing, and calling the cops.

Person 1: "The new Redneck Grandpa video was crazy!

Person 2: "I know! Redneck Grandpa is so funny!"

by RamRanch18 March 6, 2023

Uncle-grandpas

A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.

Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!

by GrandpaJoe1240281 October 29, 2020

Grandpa Hitler

A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block

He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.

by IKnowThings69 May 31, 2017

grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020