app

a digital corporate sphincter whose only function is to spew an unrelenting shitspout of projectile spammorhea in one's face, mixed with partially-digested chunks of redundant content from the web.

For every app that helps you get laid, there are a thousand more for burger chains or butthole lozenges.

by Stustudio August 5, 2017

carmel appe

When monkeys give each other blow jobs

when one monkey gives a carmel appe they are well...

by penis.head13 October 22, 2017

Klarna app

A go-to place when you get a shopping itch – which is always. Let’s be honest. Cha-ching.

" - Are you still shopping in the Klarna app?"
"- Stop bothering me Tyler, I’m basically spending to save."

by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020

App Queen

A gay guy who is on all of the major hookup apps: Grindr, Growlr, Scruff, Bear411, Adam4Adam, Jack'd, Hornet, Mister, etc.

"Look at Trent, strutting again. He's such an app queen."

by Tim Deg May 1, 2019

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Josh App

Josh App
The home to the best of creativity and the land of endless entertainment!
Josh is the cure to a bad day and the secret to warding off boredom at all times.

girl- i'm so bored today....
boy- Just go on the Josh App!

by MADMANRAJA November 22, 2021

W app

Braindead anonymous poll app that tricks you to think someone likes you, but in reality you are just one sad sack of shit.

Retard 1: Yo have you tried W app?
Retard 2: Yeah, a girl in 12th grade thinks I'm hot
Retard 1: Wait, isn't she 4 years older than you
Retard 2: Yeah fuck it why not

by me stupid not is July 10, 2023