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Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.
Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."
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Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex
Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping
by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023
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Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.
ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!
by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023
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Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.
by KBAZ January 11, 2024
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scottish inn & suites lubbock tx

a fradulent place kills lgbt and other people they dont like 1000 N Avenue Q Lubbock Texas 79403
scottish inn & suites lubbock tx likes to keep people trapped in payment when its not even thier place of business
by GAYSEXGODDEVILLBK806 January 27, 2024
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scottish wave

When someone pulls out their penis and flaps it side to side at people.
He gave us the old scottish wave as he left the bar.
by Romeo85 December 15, 2023
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