Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.

I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag

by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017

scottish inn & suites lubbock tx

a fradulent place kills lgbt and other people they dont like 1000 N Avenue Q Lubbock Texas 79403

scottish inn & suites lubbock tx likes to keep people trapped in payment when its not even thier place of business

by GAYSEXGODDEVILLBK806 January 27, 2024

Scottish Christmas

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.

Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!

by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020

Scottish alex

A person who is from liverpool but sounds as if he was from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“Im NOT FOCKING SCOTTISH” yes you are your being a ‘ Scottish Alex ‘

by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020

Scottish

The Scottish is an unfearing breed of human who drinks ironbrew until the day is over, they also where HUGE man skirts and eat haggis daily

What a Scottish person am I right? (Laughs in different country)

by That one haggis muncher May 18, 2022

Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

by Al Benedict July 29, 2013