Scottish Sanga

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad

"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"

by NotLainT September 28, 2020

Scottish Sanga

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad

Gave me old man a scottish sanga

by NotLainT September 28, 2020

Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.

Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

by The man without a face or dick February 06, 2012

Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 09, 2022

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 05, 2019

Scottish Fudge

Heroin

Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"

Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."

by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013