When a man (consensually) punches a person in the face to make it blue, then ejaculates ropes diagonally across their face in a Braveheart fashion, then immediately "dips".
by Bartdart July 24, 2024
Get the Scottish dipmug. ''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
by idgafosoae April 12, 2017
Get the Scottish masturbatingmug. Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew
“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
Get the scottish andrewmug. While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
by Morehoes May 29, 2018
Get the Scottish Eye Socketmug. A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
by mikaljager June 5, 2009
Get the Scottish Napsackmug. The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
by A 100% good source October 5, 2018
Get the Scottish Weebmug. Used to describe Somebody as being a fascist from Argentina and is also considered to be the cause of the hippopotamus war in 1866 over disputed land in Norway between the hippos and Japanese people who fought heoricly against the hippos but alas the hippos won.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 1, 2022
Get the Scottish Commiemug.