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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome
Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!
by Astromech0 February 28, 2022
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scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
“that’s scottish Andrew
by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
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Scottish dip

When a man (consensually) punches a person in the face to make it blue, then ejaculates ropes diagonally across their face in a Braveheart fashion, then immediately "dips".
I felt true FREEDOOOMMMMMM, when he Scottish Dipped me.
by Bartdart July 24, 2024
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Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!
by Morehoes May 29, 2018
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Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.
Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”
by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025
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