scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

deep scottish

Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland

Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.

by Expensivepans July 4, 2017

Scottish Toboggan

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”

“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight”

by DMixylodian August 25, 2021

Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.

A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.

by mikaljager June 5, 2009

Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.

you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!

by A 100% good source October 5, 2018

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021

Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021