1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

`/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt

ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!

Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.

by Mooci000 May 4, 2022

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2

1. Gary Glitter's Magnum Opus.
2. The morale boosting theme for sports; NFL, NHL, NBA, PGA, etc....

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 is plays during NFL football games and in the 1996 movie Happy Gilmore.

by Viscount Druitt February 17, 2023

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{8[9)]0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_

Do your work

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary

by LittleFalcon September 30, 2020

2-1-2 law

When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law

U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law

by Big daddy ogr March 7, 2019

1-2 slide

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.

“Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”

by Shsuacs November 20, 2019