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shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have
me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!
by cocksucker3002 August 13, 2023
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Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.
Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
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Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.
by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021
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Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021
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First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.
Hey FrankFirst Haircut… cool.
by Fv3 July 18, 2022
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