shit haircut 

the type of haircut that most asians have

me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

shit haircut by cocksucker3002 August 13, 2023

Bob Haircut 

That name for short hair haircut that only katie ladd uses. She often tries to convince others that it’s a legit term when it’s not

I wore a bob haircut in the french skit

Bob Haircut by leapfrog29 November 5, 2023

Broccoli Haircut 

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

Broccoli Haircut by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

Slovenian Haircut 

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.

I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.

Slovenian Haircut by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024

thong haircut 

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.

My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut

thong haircut by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024

Karen Haircut 

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.

e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.

Karen Haircut by mofkn July 13, 2024

Remington Haircut 

Another word for suicide via firearm/gun. Likely named after the Remington revolvers and gaining a haircut via a revolver, i.e. brand new hole in your head.

Kurt Cobain got the Remington Haircut.

Remington Haircut by ArsMoriendiTrue February 12, 2025