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1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
mugGet the 1, 2, and 3 woodsmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

1/2/3/4

the 1/2/3/4 fitness goal is as follows:
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) overhead press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift
I finally reached the 1/2/3/4 milestone!
by blue42343 August 4, 2022
mugGet the 1/2/3/4mug.
When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?
I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq
by ISkillAuraKids February 5, 2024
mugGet the `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?mug.

1 in the 2

When you piss in a girl's butt hole.
Dude, I heard santos gave a chick a 1 in the 2 at fresh choice.
by Billie willie November 15, 2013
mugGet the 1 in the 2mug.

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