Taking a fat dukey

when u see a juicy brown thing coming out and you feel like you giving birth but ur giving birth to a dukey
you turn around and there is brown stuff on the floor and all over and all other the toilet but not in the toilet.

taking a fat dukey

you:*fart uh oh *looks around* see it all over

by miracluschatnoirhot June 25, 2021

michigan take out

When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex

Yo the sex I did with that girl last night I just had to Michigan Take Out

by TheHawk98095 January 3, 2017

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.

1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”

by JadeHarley August 13, 2025

I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

take control beauty

a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!

have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?

i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!

by KitchenGod13 May 22, 2023

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 2, 2020