Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017

taking a Rwtbr

"taking a Rwtbr" (pronounced Returb) means to follow your own rules and maybe take some more time then supposed to.

You really just took a Rwtbr, man. I hate that everybody's started taking a Rwtbr nowadays.

by Iwix May 23, 2024