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Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}
What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.
by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019
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Welfare

:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 June 5, 2018
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welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016
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Welfare

Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server
Welfare.exe has the worst randomized teams.
by kikoman soy sauce October 6, 2020
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Welfare

The answer to all life's problems...
Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
by Kobedropped81 October 11, 2017
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weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!
We be on that weed welfare!
by Weed welfare December 4, 2015
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welfare incense

welfare incense, aka keef is a THC high concentration marijuana power that accumulates in the bottom of a grinder usually separated by a fine mesh from the rest of the ground product.
I'm on that welfare incense and I don't care about nothing except my check from the office.
by Gawktopia October 6, 2022
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