Welfare soda

The off or generic brand of soda found in stores.
Mindy bought welfare soda for the picnic we had Dr. Perky instead of Dr. Pepper.
by Binkley18 August 12, 2023
mugGet the Welfare sodamug.

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.
To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel
by giantturdsandwich August 16, 2016
mugGet the welfare hotelmug.

Welfare-State

A Republican state that is a net-loss to the United States, taking more money then they give.

This is usually extremely hypocritical since these "welfare-states" are vehemently against welfare and promote "pulling yourself up by the bootstraps" as a socially accepted standard.

States dependent on federal aid:
1. Montana 46.1% - republican
2. Wyoming 44.5% - republican
3. Louisiana 43.7% - republican
4. Mississippi 43.3% - republican
5. Arizona 43.1% - republican
Damn, Texas is once again asking for federal aid, they are such a welfare-state, they can't do anything without the other state, they couldn't go independent even if they wanted to!
by Aaradorn March 05, 2024
mugGet the Welfare-Statemug.

Welfare rider

Welfare Rider-1. A lazy nonworking man who has more than one child to live off welfare so he can freeload and do nothing but eat and play games with the babymama. 2. A sloppy female who has children just to live free off the welfare system. To obtain all services completely free to keep her freeloading man. Just awesome ghetto fablous and EBT rich.

Both have low IQs and that Im rich state ego because they are freeloading off an elderly relative who worked and has a home or vehicle. Designer clothes knock offs from discount stores. Getting all free holiday gifts for multiple children from Goodwill and Churches. They usually commit the act of going to free foodbanks when they have fresh food for the homeless. They take extreme offense if you inform them of what they do and tell them its not morally right.
"Look, Saggy has another child she doesnt watch or keep clean. That Welfare rider is laid up in her Grannys house living fabulously. No bills no stress so she can kept the freeloading man." "Here we go again. That man has another child hes claiming with that special needs woman. They are up to three. Hes never kept a job. Plays the ssi system for that minimum check. They got $2000 in EBT laid up freeloading in her Grannys home. Paying no bills, eating Grannys food, New cars, fablous knock off designer clothes and always has the newest game system always complete with all the games. That Welfare Rider has his perfect woman who he picked from Special Ed class so they can ride off of her Grannys house and money."
by Flossie Mae's Mommy December 02, 2024
mugGet the Welfare ridermug.

welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
by Magnumn357 January 09, 2016
mugGet the welfare surprisemug.
What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.
While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.
by QuacksO January 04, 2025
mugGet the health, welfare, and morelsmug.

Welfare

:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 June 05, 2018
mugGet the Welfaremug.