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Welfare

:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 June 5, 2018
mugGet the Welfaremug.

health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.
While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.
by QuacksO January 4, 2025
mugGet the health, welfare, and morelsmug.

Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.
"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."
by Rorolik May 9, 2025
mugGet the Guerrilla Welfaremug.

IT Welfare

Performing Information Technology task(s)/job(s) for employees, clients or customers who do not have the skill set to perform the task(s)/job(s) or are unwilling to do it for themselves.
When Users don't complete UAT properly its our jobs to provide IT Welfare and do the job for them...
by jabanks69 May 2, 2018
mugGet the IT Welfaremug.

welfare loss

A person who doesn't produce at his/her allocatively efficient point (lazy ass)
mugGet the welfare lossmug.

Welfare

Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server
Welfare.exe has the worst randomized teams.
by kikoman soy sauce October 6, 2020
mugGet the Welfaremug.

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021
mugGet the welfare penismug.

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