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Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.
"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."
by Rorolik May 9, 2025
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Welfare Weed

Pot that is cheaper because it is mid grad quality. Usually, people in the poor working class will buy this because of it's cheap price. Sometimes, people will wait until the first of the month to get this kind of pot.
I have a joint to burn, but it's welfare weed, so it's going to have to be a fatty. OR Go out and find me herb, just don't bring back any welfare weed.
by JerryNicoDemon January 19, 2021
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Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.
Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time
by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025
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weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!
We be on that weed welfare!
by Weed welfare December 4, 2015
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Welfare

The answer to all life's problems...
Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
by Kobedropped81 October 11, 2017
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Slut welfare

Girls/women that go online and post slutty pics of themselves in hope of getting rich. Iow, useless drains on society who have no redeemable value other than big tips and asses.
Did you see Mary's latest online tittle pics? Guess she's still collecting that slut welfare!
by Kristypoo August 1, 2023
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Welfare Wannabe

A broke poser receiving public assistance who tries to get close to celebrities or other wealthy people without spending any money. Then they brag to others about their ability to frequent places where famous people spend time. Their reports are meant to make them seem important and/or wealthy, even though they are actually receiving some form of welfare.
The Welfare Wannabe camped in a tent near the home of a multi-million dollar home owned by a celebrity, and then reported that he was vacationing on the property adjacent to the home of the celebrity.
by ZohanSam June 17, 2019
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