Welfare soda

The off or generic brand of soda found in stores.
Mindy bought welfare soda for the picnic we had Dr. Perky instead of Dr. Pepper.
by Binkley18 August 13, 2023
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Welfare Lesbian

A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income
Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian
by Kramardi August 21, 2022
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welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
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Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}
What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.
by theycallmejimmer April 17, 2019
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welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by December 23, 2021
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Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon john February 19, 2012
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welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
by Magnumn357 November 06, 2015
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