Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!
by llamacat88 August 1, 2012
Get the poontang partnermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted Housemug. the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.
Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"
Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."
Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."
Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."
Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."
Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010
Get the partneritismug. Oh that Alex girl is cute, maybe she should be my Pic Partner.
Austin is so fucking hot! I just want him to be my Pic Partner all night!
Austin is so fucking hot! I just want him to be my Pic Partner all night!
by PartnerOnTheRanch April 5, 2019
Get the Pic Partnermug. by MeeMtaken February 13, 2022
Get the Partnermug. When a elderly woman and/or man find someone they love deeply, and have an emotional connection. Pair up and live out the rest of their lives together and die happily.
After mark had trouble with his last marriage he found the perfect death partner at the age of 65. Living out his life with someone he loves.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
Get the death partnermug. Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.
by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025
Get the Self-partneredmug.