Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
by BeerdedWonder July 06, 2018
Fozzy is a drunken mess
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022
Fozzy is a drunken mess
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022
This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021
The drunken fist is a technique Someone intoxicated would use during intercourse,
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
“Bro do you remember last night”
“Nah bro should I?”
“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
“Nah bro should I?”
“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
by Nicker with meat that’s bigger December 06, 2023
1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.
2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
by Toecutterguitar August 08, 2019
The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021