1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

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it means gud or sum like that

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by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024

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1/2/3/4

the 1/2/3/4 fitness goal is as follows:
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) overhead press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift

I finally reached the 1/2/3/4 milestone!

by blue42343 August 4, 2022

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1/2

Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

by Your average snk fan June 24, 2022

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A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

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1/2 weeb

So, you like anime, huh? But you don’t want to be a weeb like the others? Well, this is how you would be. You would just watch anime and say how much you like it. None of this “sugoi” bullshit. Just liking Japanese cartoons, and yes, maybe even enjoying yourself to a wank when you watch it!

I thought he was obsessed with anime, but i guess he is not. Turns out he is a 1/2 weeb.

by Amiiboman September 11, 2019

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