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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

1/2

Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

by Your average snk fan June 24, 2022

1 2 switch

You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.

Who wants to play 1 2 switch

by Gj bear March 15, 2022

68 1/2

When you have sex with a midget

Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night

by Spaceracer69 November 23, 2021

1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.

Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.

by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018

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when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button

you- im bored
you- *types*
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by anonymous March 4, 2024