Terms of Service reader

An insane person (me)

1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things

by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023

Termed

A person who is insecure about 90% of their identity. They will never expose a detail about their lives, and they are super private to the point you might think they are peforming illegal activity or the government has a strict eye on them.

P1: “Ey shawty, whats your last name? “
Termed: “I hate my last name, you can’t know!”

by Jazzzzzzzzy June 27, 2021

Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.

I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.

by BIGDRYWAFF March 04, 2023

Term

(they're forcing me to write this)
Term is a really pog kid with awesome blue hair and anyone who says otherwise will be bad

i like Term

by panfruit October 11, 2021

the term

A method of corporal punishment, often used by autocratic agencies, together with the conditions. Usually comes in the form of non-physical abuse and mental confinement.

The term is no cure. No cure can purge the term.

by co5oo May 30, 2022

Good terms

Something two people in a fight, or at war, are never on.

Those two are not going to be on good terms.

by The Original Agahnim June 01, 2021