When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019
He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 2, 2019
It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
by Sinvídet May 12, 2022
When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017
This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020