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dur-battery-um-phobia

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia

Aero-Excretory Phobia 

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.

Rack-no-phobia 

Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party

Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
Rack-no-phobia by BigggggT May 29, 2020

Code-O-Phobia 

Develop a negative feeling while writing messy code
I think I got Code-O-Phobia
Code-O-Phobia by anonymous2207 January 26, 2021

ed sheeran phobia 

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
ed sheeran phobia by eggsheeran August 28, 2021

Home Of Phobia 

Discord Server where freaks like Jay Lemon Hoze Bruno and many others like to talk about men in wigs
Have you heard of Home Of Phobia ? Yeah, me neither.