You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

Learn how to juggle

To say learn how to juggle is to do more than one thing at once or to save time for one and time for another this can also go for spending time for people

Jack:Bro learn how to juggle time with the boys and you girl

by Biglongshlongsilver January 7, 2023

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?

the start of the song tekit.

A: "when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?"
B: "and how much can i be expected to talorate?"

by lovethzzz September 5, 2023

Learn!?

I'm going to learn how many stabs it takes to get to the center of a crippletard.

Learn!? I'll learn what raping a whore that fucked a retard feels like.

by Hym Iam December 8, 2020

distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021

That'll learn you

A phrase that big daddy uses to shame other youtubers after they've made a mistake

John: Oh no!! My Twitch account was suspended :(

Big Daddy: That'll learn you.

by whimmy March 13, 2021