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Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)
Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014
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long distance

yeahh we have been in love for a quite sometime but i never knew about your study phase concentration. but i know its difficult there , i will be there for you and i just hope we pass this phase asap because i miss you so much , its been little humiliating for me when u tak me for granted but i m not complaining , i don't know the atmosphere there ..what i know is that atmosphere took my faaique far away from me . but i am still happy because i know somewhere he care about me.
we are in long distance and we will prove morgan wrong!
by hey its me sam February 23, 2023
mugGet the long distancemug.

social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
mugGet the social distancing conversationsmug.

Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
mugGet the Pissing Distancemug.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
mugGet the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug.

within pissing distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"
by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025
mugGet the within pissing distancemug.

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
mugGet the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug.

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