80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…

“Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”

by Tupi003 December 19, 2023

80 Mate

Synonymous with Legend, 80 Mate is the hero none of us are worthy of. He’s known for heroic recoveries and downright badass sends. Its said that at night if you listen closely you can hear the cries of his mighty 80series and epic river chook

80 mate our saviour, we love you

by anonymous June 15, 2023

Cheesy 80s

When an based gent decides to shoplift a wheel of cheese and play edward 40 hands, but he doesn't want to not eat his cheese. He then tapes the 80 ounces of malt liqour to one hand and cheese to the other and "cheeses".

"Are brody, wanna be homoerotic and play Cheesy 80s?"

by maboondarealist November 22, 2022

80's Comeback Tour

The act of being temporarily obsessed with a movie, actor, song, artist, game or television show from the 80's and gloating to peers and family about how "good times used to be", ironically this predominantly occurs in people who were either to young to remember or weren't alive during the 80's

Guy 1: I've then watching a whole bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies lately

Guy 2: stop it man, you having a 80's Comeback Tour

by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017

80 hours a week

Every other week. For years

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

80's Baddie

Someone who is a vintage type person but wears the most badarse clothing that makes them look like an insta baddie with a retro twist.

I'm such an 80's Baddie. It's my aesthetic lmao

by mis.match.2707 July 31, 2020