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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021
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pregnant

when a child is in your belly, (most pregnant women rub their stomach)
add: do you find out if you are pregnant
me: ima f***ing guy
by HandsomeDragon8 September 9, 2022
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Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
by this dood October 24, 2022
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pussy baby ball pregnant

random ass thing to say in a sentence as fast as possible to make them as uncomfortable as possible, that originally came from the Extra Crispy video "Omegle... but it's horrific deleted scenes" when HyperNovaPuma, the best person in the mome boys btw, was forced to say it by Suda, another person of the group.
"Yo how you doin" "good, how are you?" "pussy baby ball pregnant amazing dude" and keeps repeating
by nashumay on yt May 9, 2022
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Pregnant

Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.

A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.
by UranusOne September 25, 2022
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soda pregnant

When one yo ho’s Drank’s all yo damn grape soda and nar she ain’t gonna work no mo, and cause ain’t none don’t want that ho’s honey and nar it’s messen wit yo money . That ho be soda pregnant !
Man wat be goin on with that ho? Shiit that ho be soda pregnant.
by @therealwhoretalk.com May 13, 2022
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Pregnant Man

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!
by LordJenal May 20, 2022
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