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Pregnant face

Big, round, full face, nose spreading, getting larger.
Her body don’t look it but she has pregnant face.
by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff
by Lolgog March 18, 2019
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Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.
by David Bottom November 14, 2023
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ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.
If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.
by I_love_feet March 1, 2022
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pregnant

(of a woman or female animal) having a child or young developing in the uterus.
I have never seen the word “pregnant” misspelled before, but I can imagine it in so many different variations, such as:
• prognant
• pargnet
• pregante
• pagnate
pregonate
• pegrent
• pregant
• prengan
• pregegnant
• pregnart
• pargant
• perfnat
• pragnan
• pargnet
• pegnat
• peregnant
• prangnet
• pergonate
• prangent
• gregnant
• pragnent
• prregnant
• peegnant
• paragnent
• prepangent
• pgrenant
• peragenta
• pergenat
• pergaten
• pregagnant
• paragenet
• pregarnt
• paregant
• pergnut
• prepangant
• perfant
• pergert
• pregat
• prengt
• perganeta
• bregant
• praganant
• pregernet
• preginant
• progrant
• pretnet
• fregnant
• repengant
• pregnite
• pregananant
by bluestinger66 March 20, 2024
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pregnant cow style

a sex position where you shove both of your arms up someones asshole while they're on all fours
1: "im gonna do pregnant cow style with you"
2: "what the fuck"
by rayennoth December 11, 2025
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