Commack Motor Inn

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.

The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".

I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?

Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.

by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025

Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.

If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.

by Archetyp0 June 7, 2025

the sloppy motor

The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.

I'm going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!

by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014

rocket motoring

To motorboat a bitches ass

I was rocket motoring your mom last night

by patrick EOD flight February 13, 2015

Motor Boat

When a woman masturbates. Humps the ground for an orgasm.

She can motor boat herself tonight!

by Moto boat February 21, 2025

Motor

slut who likes getting banged, simile of usual motor comes from this ' Ride wife Life Gud ' typically she's a motobike when u ride her that is the idea in turkish.

A: she said it's always fun
B: what a motor

by Vigilante Animosity October 29, 2022

Motor Man

Usually a middle-aged man with an Alabama hat, sunglasses, and a beer in his hand who takes everything to another level and talks about boats even though they only have a 2001 red motorboat that can hold only 2 people.

My dad, uncle, other uncle, teacher, therapist, and every other middle-aged man I know is a motor man.

by Yourbirthmamalmeao December 8, 2021