One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.
by Kateisgr3at September 12, 2020
A stupidly autistic cunt who want to burn your legs whatever the fuck that means and like to stick his belly fat inside women.
by Dangboi444 October 24, 2018
by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021
Doing the exact opposite of what you should do/not taking anything serious
i.e. smiling in a picture you’re supposed to be serious in
i.e. smiling in a picture you’re supposed to be serious in
Person 1: i find it funny that i was smiling in that picture while everyone was serious faced
Person 2: you were just kalebing bro
Person 2: you were just kalebing bro
by Papawheels April 28, 2020
The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.
by StudBagel March 16, 2017
Kaleb, specifically beginning with the letter "K", are a special kind of person. Now add the last name Carter, and you've got yourself a soulmate, and a lifelong best friend.
Kaleb Carter is a silly and sweet person, with a much kinder heart than he'll ever admit. He shows love in ways people don't always quite understand, but in the end, he always leaves every person with a smile on their face.
Kaleb Carter is a best friend, who will laugh with you, sing with you in the car, buy you Baja blast and Dr. Pepper because he knows their your favorites.(even when he only has $3 in his bank account)
Kaleb Carter, is a one of a kind, beautiful, wonderful person.
I love him, forever and always.
Kaleb Carter is a silly and sweet person, with a much kinder heart than he'll ever admit. He shows love in ways people don't always quite understand, but in the end, he always leaves every person with a smile on their face.
Kaleb Carter is a best friend, who will laugh with you, sing with you in the car, buy you Baja blast and Dr. Pepper because he knows their your favorites.(even when he only has $3 in his bank account)
Kaleb Carter, is a one of a kind, beautiful, wonderful person.
I love him, forever and always.
"Man, Kaleb Carter sure is a good name... I want to name my future son that so he treats his girl right!"
"Kaleb Carter? Yeah, he's Nina's boyfriend, I'm sure they'll be getting engaged in no time. Gosh, they're gonna have a beautiful life together."
"Kaleb Carter is hilarious, he's kind of racist at times but he's hella funny"
"Kaleb Carter? Yeah, he's Nina's boyfriend, I'm sure they'll be getting engaged in no time. Gosh, they're gonna have a beautiful life together."
"Kaleb Carter is hilarious, he's kind of racist at times but he's hella funny"
by Nina.Beanz August 14, 2023
Student #1: "gosh this class is boring, I wish Kaleb Carter was here..."
*Kaleb Carter bursts through the window cuz he's cool like that"
(All the students) "WOAH, ITS KALEB CARTER!!!"
*Kaleb Carter bursts through the window cuz he's cool like that"
(All the students) "WOAH, ITS KALEB CARTER!!!"
by Nina.Beanz August 14, 2023