tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017

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true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

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Day Gene

an action of day dreaming/pondering during class and not paying attention
day genening (present tense)

Bob was scolded by the teacher as he was caught day genening

by boomer ^_^ October 19, 2020

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Daddy Gene

Possibly the most attractive person to exist.

Hey bro is that Daddy Gene? Yeah bro, mad hot innit.

by People with tast June 10, 2022

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Gene

Gene is a sweet and kind individual and likes to eat food alot he also gets angry when somebody gets angry at him he is short and nice he would probably get you stuff that you ask for if you are his friend but sometimes he really fucks up he is like really fuckin short probably about 4'3 in middle school he also fails school but could probably somehow suceed if he wasnt writing this story write now man im fucking short

Gene is short as fuck he's like the size of half a dwarf and midget he's smart but fails a lot of shit

by ǝuǝפ October 24, 2023

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