Easter worshipper

A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.

My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.

by cokeduckles April 23, 2019

Double Easter

When you stick a Peep in her front and a Cadbury egg in her back.

I gave her a Double Easter for Good Friday

by Beerwench February 5, 2017

Eastering

The act of fingering Easterday

I am eastering him tonight

by Easterdondo October 10, 2019

Easter Egging

When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.

Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.

by deezmfnutsnigga September 18, 2015