easter bunny

deacon

omg deacons the easter bunny!

by easterbunnyisreal March 13, 2024

Black Easter

Black Easter is a Holiday founded by Irving Aguilera after the passing of his Black Havana Rabbit. The Holiday starts from March 15 to March 31st The Holiday consist of remembering and honoring Irving’s rabbit “Blas Aguilera” with the Rabbit representing Fertility & Life. And March 15th representing the demise of the Rabbit. People who celebrate the Holiday should be expected to wear Black for 16 days. And after the 16th, the individual is set to wear White until the resurrection of Jesus.

I’m wearing Black in March. I’m celebrating Black Easter.

by Knitty March 18, 2024

Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025

Easter

A day dedicated to Jesus Christ being reborn. There's also an egg laying rabbit for some reason.

"I fucked you mom on Easter."

by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021

Easter Bunny

A rapist dressed in a bunny costume for your kids, So they can sit on his lap.

The kids visited the "easter bunny" this year at the mall.

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny April 16, 2017

Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015

Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018