Dumber than Easter 

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".

Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS

Dumber than Easter by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010

The Easter Roast Game 

The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.

Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.

The Easter Roast Game by BM99 February 5, 2019

sprite easter pink 

Blood And cocane mixed

...& I like my sprite easter pink

sprite easter pink by Hunttom May 28, 2007

nor'easter 

When a womans tits point north and east simutaneously.

That chic was a total nor'easter. Her tits were all over the place.

nor'easter by papaTenn November 2, 2010

nor'easter 

An incredible blow job (either given or received).

This term is derived from the strong winds associated with the weather pattern of the same name.

That was one hell of a nor'easter last night... everyone got soaked!

nor'easter by Hugh Heffrey December 25, 2008

Nor’Easter 

The art of creating large cum loads resembling a blizzard, and large clumps (a.k.a the icicles) plowing through the “finish line”. Later the girl takes her vagina and “snow blows” the remains.

Me and that girl had a huge Nor’Easter last night and there was a lot of snow blowing to be done.

Nor’Easter by Big lick February 3, 2018

like snakes on easter

used to assure that something is about to be done. Generally considered to be a Giraffe quotation.

"That Giraffe is on it like snakes on easter."

like snakes on easter by Kel Varnsen/Arthur Vandelay June 20, 2009