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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

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Easter

A day dedicated to Jesus Christ being reborn. There's also an egg laying rabbit for some reason.

"I fucked you mom on Easter."

by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021

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Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015

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Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018

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Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025

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Racist Easter Bunny

A white kid that carry’s around a sack of candy (sometimes doughnuts…, a lot of them) and likes white girls that have bangs and big tittys

“Hey you see Nathan over there??” Yeah, you know him? “Yeah I here bro always carry’s a sack of candy around with him but only chases white girls with bangs and big yitties!” Damn… he’s a racist Easter Bunny if I've ever seen one…

by N8te33 October 13, 2025

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