Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015
Get the Easter Krakenmug. by Easterdondo October 10, 2019
Get the Easteringmug. Australian slang term for fake breasts. Variation on the Australian slang term - “fun bags” or “bags” which is a colloquialism for boobs or breasts.
The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.
Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.
The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.
Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
Get the Easter Show Bagsmug. by Knitty March 31, 2024
Get the Black Eastermug. Hym "Congratulations! You murdered a guy in cold blood for no good reason and he decides what happens when you die! Fan-fucking-tastic! THAT... Is going to work out great for everybody, forever! Huarry zero consequence murder! Hurray Easter! Super cool stuff guys. I'm glad didn't use that as an opportunity to reflect on whether or not it's good to murder the innocent... Because then we would have a holiday!"
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
Get the Eastermug. A white kid that carry’s around a sack of candy (sometimes doughnuts…, a lot of them) and likes white girls that have bangs and big tittys
“Hey you see Nathan over there??” Yeah, you know him? “Yeah I here bro always carry’s a sack of candy around with him but only chases white girls with bangs and big yitties!” Damn… he’s a racist Easter Bunny if I've ever seen one…
by N8te33 October 13, 2025
Get the Racist Easter Bunnymug. Holiday was created to honor & remember Blas Aguilera a Havana Rabbit owned by Irving Aguilera. The Holiday starts in March 15 & ends when Spring is over.
by Knitty March 22, 2024
Get the Black Eastermug.