Skip to main content

Easter

Only one month before Shitty Christmas (Easter) everyone! What are you asking for?, it'd better be a basket full of beans cause that's what you're getting!
by LookAtThisGraph April 21, 2017
mugGet the Eastermug.

Easter

A day dedicated to Jesus Christ being reborn. There's also an egg laying rabbit for some reason.
"I fucked you mom on Easter."
by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021
mugGet the Eastermug.

Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.
Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"
by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025
mugGet the Easter bunny fuckermug.

Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.
Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.
by Sethtaros May 13, 2018
mugGet the Easter Foolsmug.

Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009
mugGet the Easter Tenmug.

Easter bussy

When you get bussy on Easter/Passover
by Sus bussy July 3, 2022
mugGet the Easter bussymug.

Easter worshipper

A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.
My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
by cokeduckles April 22, 2019
mugGet the Easter worshippermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email