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colonel angus 

(noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus.
When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.
colonel angus by little ally May 15, 2006

red angus 

when you are having sex with a woman on her period, you pull out and slap her in the face, leaving a red mark on her cheek.
i was having sex with a woman and i totally gave her the ol "red angus"
red angus by uncle waggy77 May 16, 2009

Reverse angus 

A reverse angus is when a girl inserts a ten oz raw angus steak into her vagina. The guy goes down on said girl literally eats the angus out of her and digests said steak. Girl gets onto all fours on the bed, ass north and inserts beer funnel into rectum, he dones his rubber boots and does the heffer from behind. As he continues to get her off, he regurgitates the angus via the alaskian pipeline into the funnel, he simultaneously opens all valves bringing her to climax.
Yo Tony! Wassup dog?!?' 'Not much, what did you get up to last night.' 'Me and my hoe got up to some dirty things last night. Usually I like my angus medium rare but last night that bitch was well done!' -reverse angus

Colonel Angus 

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.

"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.



Colonel Angus by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003

black angus yeulgeis 

the airborne mutation of the terrible cranial disease yeulgeis
carriers generally deny any form of illness, and this denial causes the yeulgeis to mutate and spread.
-resembles black mold, clings to refrigerators, and household appliances, and anywhere where a host is in contact.
'LOOK! the black angus yeulgeis!!'
'oh no! cover your mouth, or the black angus yeulgeis might get cha, har har har'
A word for when you have a Mammoth sized erection
She was shocked to see my Big Angus raging out of my pants, but then slowly smiled
Big Angus by RudolfMagnusson March 18, 2021