American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.

“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”

by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024

American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 7, 2010

American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.

Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”

by green-period September 9, 2025

american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D January 26, 2016

Go American

To initiate a killing spree on random or semi-random people, using a gun.

The school was always a peaceful place until the day Cody the incel decided to Go American.

by Stackramoni January 11, 2024

american soft taco

The main ingredient is usually beef, pork, chicken, or turkey muscles, or a combination of meats and poultry.

Hey Robbie, are you bringing the American Soft Taco's to the cook out?

by Lil Hero July 24, 2024