Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).
European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021
Get the American Derangement Syndromemug. "Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2
by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023
Get the American Roulettemug. A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together
by Dalolrx March 17, 2024
Get the American Johnmug. Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do
Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June
American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day
American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day
American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
by The realistic June 4, 2022
Get the Ask a American daymug. An ideology where you constantly switch your political values in order to be at odds with the actions/values of the USA
People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence
People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence
Todd: I wish Germany won ww2, than America wouldn't exist to terrorize the word
Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2
Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War
Pete: God you are such an idiot
American-Reactionism
Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2
Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War
Pete: God you are such an idiot
American-Reactionism
by Partylizard April 5, 2021
Get the American-Reactionismmug. A overweight American who steals food in the middle of the night, snatches food from little kids, and throws trantum when they don’t get their way.
by Businessmanink October 23, 2025
Get the American Tortamug. * When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.
* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.
* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.
by Casey Friedalnd April 6, 2008
Get the The American Fistmug.