Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.
by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024
Get the American Dreammug. really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut
based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966
based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966
by panda81507 January 18, 2009
Get the [An American Crime]mug. A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)
Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."
Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)
They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."
Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)
They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
by TonalTruths April 04, 2024
Get the Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)mug. by ThatAnnoyingKidOnCOD January 11, 2021
Get the american roulettemug. The experience of studying in Europe for free, working in a good position there and save money/building up your own company and afterwards moving to the United States to make use of the benefits of capitalism there.
Can only be experienced by people born and raised in an European country.
Can only be experienced by people born and raised in an European country.
He studied mechanical engineering in Berlin, started a company there and when it started making good money, moved it to the States. He's living the Euro-American dream!
She's a supervisor in Pfizer. She actualy studied pharmaceutics in University of Tartu and Stockholm but moved here to live the Euro-American dream!
She's a supervisor in Pfizer. She actualy studied pharmaceutics in University of Tartu and Stockholm but moved here to live the Euro-American dream!
by dickbastian February 23, 2025
Get the Euro-American dreammug. by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025
Get the American Hijabmug. by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025
Get the American Stand-offmug.