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found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.
Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”
by green-period September 9, 2025
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south american bam bam

Snorted a Kilo of South American bam bam last night, I think I died
by BobbyDylanOpus February 22, 2022
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African American

Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.
There goes that nigga eating kfc, he’s so African American
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024
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South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
by Hungzo October 5, 2017
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Go American

To initiate a killing spree on random or semi-random people, using a gun.
The school was always a peaceful place until the day Cody the incel decided to Go American.
by Stackramoni January 11, 2024
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Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
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American

ignorant, dumb, fat, and selfish things (, who care a lot about themselves and think they're the best).
Hi, I am American so I don't know basic things.
by A Really Smart Guy_ July 14, 2022
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