Skip to main content

Baby making

Your mom: "I regret baby making"
Your dad: "I don't regret it, but I regret the outcome."
by ash.lyn February 21, 2022
mugGet the Baby making mug.

Making Cakes

Joe is so drunk, he's making cakes all over the tavern floor.
by chronicchaoticcrohnie January 15, 2025
mugGet the Making Cakes mug.

National make moves day

on july 12th you make moves with your friends. Even if its either going to someone's house or going to six flags for the day. But on july 12th its friends day
Mark: let's go to the club, its national make moves day!

Steve: yea and maybe we'll find some fine asses there for us to FUCK. And I'm not talking about their face.
by Your mom lit af June 27, 2019
mugGet the National make moves day mug.

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.
Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time
by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025
mugGet the Boss makes a dollar, mug.

i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
mugGet the i could make a joke right now mug.
Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
mugGet the If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true mug.

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
mugGet the It’s only weird if you make it weird mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email