Making it snow

Massaging your dandruff-infested scalp, which inadvertently makes dandruff flakes start falling out like snow.

Person 1: Ew, that guy is really making it snow.
Person 2: Bro's making it Christmas in July

by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.

"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick

by simp4men123 May 31, 2021

Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th

A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day

by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

Make it great again

1. (verb) To fix; to correct.
2. (verb) To increase something's quality after the latter's decline.
3. (verb: semi-sarcasm) To restore the quality by exclusive, destructive or otherwise dubious ways.

1. The tap is leaking, Jake! Make it great again!
2. Facebook is becoming retarded; join me in the quest to make it great again!
3. Make the crops great again and use our PestiCider product!

by Gustavo6046 January 18, 2018