Make it official

(Ps I’m surprised this isn’t even used here)
For a slang to say, making it official that two people are dating, like boy friend or girlfriend, or make the marriage official,

W- We both live eachother so much
M- Want to make it official?
W-Yes!

by Reddit/jacob June 22, 2023

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th

A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day

by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023

that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.

"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick

by simp4men123 May 31, 2021

Make America Great Again

A movement that people join to publicly flaunt their small cocks, their extremely limited vocabulary of political buzzwords and their lust for underaged children.

Trump: "We will Make America Great Again"
Someone: "How? By turning everyone into Tesla driving, child raping nazi maniacs?"

by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025