tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011

Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting

Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart

J.B.: same happened to me last year

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019

Carnival stall

The sexual act of surprising your

Lady partner by puking in her vagina.

Man last night I carnival stalled Betsy, there was corn and everything all up in there

by Carnival Stall August 8, 2014

Xanax-stall

The inability to act or do for a brief. Of time. The drug(primarily Xanax are other benzodiazepines) induced pause before completing a task. Being stuck or acting slow.

It took him 10 minutes to do, because he had a 10 min. long Xanax-stall before doing it.

by Wyte Dave February 24, 2019

Stall crying

You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?

Bethany! I heard stacy, she was stall crying next to me!
Awkwaaaaard.

by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

Stall-Warts

Stall-warts are ugly opportunistic politicians who stall projects and progress

Opposition stall-warts are good-hating ugly political warts that pop up everywhere. In USA they block or delay Covid relief measures. In India they block Parliament, Roads or even reforms. In UK they block Brexit. These stall-warts are ugly undesirable features and keep popping up in every country.

by AJMOH February 2, 2021

Sludgewreck Stall

A bathroom stall that exists, but is avoided by most people due to the disgusting conditions, lack of proper functionality, or urgently needed maintenance.

Such conditions may include stalls lacking doors, feces covering the toilet seat, mold growing on the ground, etc.

“I entered the skiles restroom, only to find myself facing a flooded, poop-filled, bug-infested, sludgewreck stall, which I promptly decided was not worth the risk to my well-being.”

by airplane127 October 24, 2023