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Just got kidded so hard when the boss called and said, "I need you to come into work right now."

She kidded you so hard when she wouldn't let you touch her butt.

Work called, you're kidded again.

Called work back and said, "sorry i've had too many beerzzzz i cant come in." Kidded the s*%t out of them.
by bigf06kingboys April 21, 2017
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Usually used when people aren't actually kidding but probably should be.
Awe man your mom's so hot I wanna tongue-punch her fart-box... Lol just kidding.
by Definerbater November 18, 2013
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Kidding on the Square

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I can see how you might think Al Franken had coined the expression if you had never heard it before, but it was an expression my mother when I was growing up -- and she died in 1984.
When Al picked up the tab for dinner he joked about me being a tightwad; I felt bad because I figured he was probably kidding on the square.
by PaulDee March 24, 2004
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Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...
by mountain the tits July 31, 2016
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Kidding

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It's the act of stealing, drinking, plundering, killing and raping in the English town called Kidderminster.
Judge asking from a thug: What were you doing last week?

Thug: Nothing much, I was just kidding in Kidderminster.

Judge: Oh, that's nice. You're free to go!
by AdmiraLR October 19, 2011
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The longer way of saying jk.

The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.

Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.

What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.

Something you should not say after I love you.
Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!

Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.

Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!

Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
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The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
by DJNrrd June 8, 2007
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