Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022

kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010

Kiddy Kong

A god lol

Kiddy Kong my god haha lol

by Crawck October 21, 2020

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

kiddie kiss

When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, and then promptly receives a kiss from them.

Bro, did you hear John let his girlfriend give him a kiddie kiss?

by Anonymous3304 July 29, 2021

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016

kiddie krack

the art of acting or looking Silly

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily

by collieoo July 19, 2007