Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.

Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool

by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021

kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.

That's not an arcade; it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I'm out of $60 but he got sparkle slime.

by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025

kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

Kiddy pool

A girl that everyone has been in

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery

by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020

Kiddy Gurl

A kiddy gurl is like a funny nickname mostly used when speaking to someone you love or someone you care a lot about. You don’t really use it around friends you aren’t close to because it’s sort of an odd term KAK.

Hi Kiddy Gurls!! <3

by xxxkiddygurl November 9, 2018

Kiddy Fittler

When a New South Wales state of origin coach takes a group of professional football players and the heart, soul and any form of pride in the jumper out of them

Here comes the Kiddy Fittler stealing all heart out of the footy team

by hobo traveller June 21, 2023

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016