A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 2, 2022
A form of media that is designed to attract the attention of children, that lacks any quality, depth and imagination.
Unfortunately, this practice generates large quantities of profit for the creators.
Unfortunately, this practice generates large quantities of profit for the creators.
by Console Pleb2 January 5, 2019
(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)
Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)
Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!
by Miss Cotton Candy January 3, 2016
by Lexer May 4, 2007
by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019
Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler
by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019