Filter Loon

folk who rely on enhancement apps to make themselves look pretty

Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2023

No filter February

Girls can’t use Snapchat insta etc filters for the month of February

It’s no filter February said John to the girls

by anonymous November 11, 2020

link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.

Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?

by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

The Filter Feeder

A military punishment in which a shower trough is plugged and flooded, and then a full platoon is required to ejaculate into the flooded shower. The individual being punished must then suck in the water through their teeth, filtering the semen from the water. The punishment is complete when the water passes a black light examination and is cum free.

PFC Lesiecki only took 6 hours and 17 minutes to complete the filter feeder punishment. It’s a new record!!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 23, 2025

Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

sleepy man nose filter

A nose filter device used by men to stop the spread of dandruff when sniffing a females body hair.

My new lady friend is covered in body dandruff, therefor i must install my SLEEPY MAN NOSE FILTER PRIOR TO HAVING SEX with this lovely woman.

by gatordick November 24, 2023