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Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.
Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.
by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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Critical Role

The best DND group ever to exist on this planet. I worship them, I pray to them. I manifest. THEYRE SO COOL
'Critical role is my life'
by Iatetoomanychickenwings July 19, 2024
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Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.
Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?
by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010
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Criticative

Teacher:”tell the rest of the class something about yourself”
Student:”uh well, i’m pretty criticative”
by anonymous October 25, 2020
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Critical Contrarianism

The belief that critics are almost always dead wrong when reviewing a work. Indeed, these days reviews from critics and audiences tend to differ wildly.

The common belief is that if the critic reviews are negative and the audience is positive, the work is great, and if critic reviews are high while audience reviews are poor, the work is terrible.
The Mario Movie got a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, but 98% from the audience. That's critical contrarianism for you.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2023
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critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.
I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.
by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016
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