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Dick Slit

Her Dick Slit was oozing!
by trebou October 25, 2009
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Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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slit

A lazy shit that doesn't turn up or is always late to places.
That slit didn't show up again today.
by Manchester United September 12, 2018
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slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
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beautyful slit

This is a beautyful slit!
by SWmanagement December 5, 2016
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