Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.

John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...

by BradyWasHere December 7, 2019

Punish

Where you come and shove ya tool down Angie’s throat for crying

He coming to punish Angie for breaking the table and bringing Jesse

by Thatdike_angie August 9, 2021

Punish

To punish someone is to one-shotguyn them to the head in fortnite, resulting in instant death.

"Yo i just punished this default skin."

by punisher_ September 19, 2018

punish

Someone who is really annoying to deal with, hard to talk to or deal with

Ugh, I've got a meeting with Nicolette, she's such a punish, kill me.

by BearMac April 19, 2023

Push up punishment

You cannot make a student do any physical activity in lesson, it is humiliation, banned and also illegal. A student has every ugh to report a teacher if they abuse the punishment that the school/college give them access too. Oxford university studies say that this form of punishment is unfair and goes against ones human rights.

My teacher can’t make me do push up punishment .

by Dr Emma Roberts. Health November 26, 2018

Tower of Cruel Punishment

the hardest tower in jtoh. like wtf man??

JToH player #1: OMGFGF WRVWGIERUIVCW I JUST BEAT TOWER OF CRUEL PUNISHMENT OMGGGG
JToH player #2: nahh exploits
JToH player #3: HACKS

JToH player #1 has left the game

by Eujejejjdjsj September 15, 2023

Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023