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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
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Filter

That “karen” was running her mouth, so i asked for volunteers to kicked her in the filter.
by DVMAV May 5, 2021
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Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
by catdaddydan January 2, 2020
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Aye bro No filter !

Used by buddythedylan, every single video on his tik tok have over 100 views in a long day , God Damn !
by cookiecake5678__ June 17, 2025
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Filtered

An attractive woman you see irl with a small waste and big ass
Damn bro did you see that baddie she looks filtered.
by HeatFace April 5, 2024
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Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!
Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.
by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020
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Some dumb shit Chance also known as tntwbbh said, which is now used as a term to make fun of Chance by Lukas, but Chance doesn't do anything because Lukas is blackmailing him with his face reveal.
Chance: Yo
Lukas: CHANCE FILTER 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025
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