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That “karen” was running her mouth, so i asked for volunteers to kicked her in the filter.
by DVMAV May 5, 2021
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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
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Filter Fucking

Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.

Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!

They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps
P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!

P2: How many bodies?

P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU
by RottenCreamCheese January 30, 2025
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link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.
Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?
by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009
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No filter February

Girls can’t use Snapchat insta etc filters for the month of February
It’s no filter February said John to the girls
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Filter vs Reality

Don’t believe everything you see on Social media.
Filter vs Reality - What you see on social media isn't real life, and don't let these filters fool you. A filter called 'Filter v Reality'; when used, it applies a filter to one half of your face and leaves the other bare to highlight 'Reality'.
by Filter vs Reality November 22, 2021
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Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.
Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021
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