yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

yo mama disease by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Yo Mama font

Another way of saying "kurokane"

Lois Griffin: Peter, please stop!
Peter Griffin: I am a Yo Mama font! Just let me destroy things already!

Yo Mama font by alf2003 January 8, 2025

thats why yo mama dead 

dead as hell. what shoes she got in her casket?

That's why you shoes raggedy

Thats why yo mama dead.

thats why yo mama dead by thats why yo mama dead September 27, 2020

save the drama for yo mama 

It's telling someone to stop yappin', stop complaining about what's wrong with this, what's wrong with that, and why you've got it so hard.

I don't want to hear your sob story; save the drama for yo mama!

save the drama for yo mama by BinkyJoe October 24, 2005

Punch Yo Mama  

a descriptive term to declare something as the best or "totally awesome"

Maggie "Wanna go to Wendy's"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"

or

"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"

Punch Yo Mama by Tits in the Face January 5, 2009

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

so good you'll slap yo mama by Weirdo Sheep August 12, 2018

tricka yo mama 

a come back to when someone calls u a trickahoe. it is sure to shut them up.
originated: Norfolk, Virginia

person 1: Man...u is a trickahoe!

person 2: Tricka yo mama foo!

tricka yo mama by Marcila Booh <3 January 2, 2009