puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles
guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012
mugGet the puddle ninjamug.

Ninja

A crazy guy with a large ego who thinks he's good at games and funny but he really isn't
You're just like Ninja
by MeowBark893 May 27, 2022
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.
by rabloing July 07, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.
by Ernie McFarles November 09, 2010
mugGet the vowel ninjasmug.

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
by Big simp energy February 14, 2021
mugGet the ninja simpmug.

hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
mugGet the hand ninjamug.

Ninja

by RIP ETIKA July 04, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.