guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

by MeowBark893 May 27, 2022

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.
by rabloing July 07, 2019

by Ernie McFarles November 09, 2010

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!
They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 04, 2017
