Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Boneing

Yoinking someone ribcage

Hey Johnny? Yes Mike? I like boneing people!

by Atlas_b April 20, 2022

BLUE BONE

A blue collar worker dedicated to their craft and their family blue collar worker to the bones

He's a good guy He's a blue bone a real hard worker

by wrenchbb May 22, 2018

waffle bone

Thinking about your next meal while having sexual relations.

Dude, last night I was so waffle bone! I couldn't help myself, but I knew I had some bomb leftovers in my fridge.

by Henny from the Block July 15, 2020

slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost

"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."

by paptort September 19, 2014

Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016

Sodium bones

Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.

Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones

by anonymous November 24, 2021