Shut up retard

A great way to greet your boss or other superiors

Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!

by amoseboolsd September 8, 2023

Retard

The Karen's at the grocery store who refuse to wear a mask because the string scratches their bald heads.

Girl 1: is she wearing a mask
girl 2: no
Girl 1: what a retard

by Youafaghommy October 2, 2020

Retard baby

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(

Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!

by Sugon69 July 27, 2022

Retardism

Retardism is where your a retard that has autism at the same time

Yeh he must have retardism, look at him.

If you get offended by this I personally diagnose you with retardism :)

by Itsyamummf August 8, 2019

Retardic

The adjective of "retard". Used in the same way as "epic".

"We had the game. Eight seconds left and DonkeyQueen manage to suicide. A truly retardic moment."

"My GF bought Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma. A retardic buy"

by John D. Ongh July 24, 2019

Retard

When someone ask a numerous amount of dumb questions

Just shut the fuck up you Retard

by Magic_Man_Hans October 22, 2025

Retard

Donald Trump

"It will start getting cooler, you just watch"- Donald Trump

"I wish scientists could agree with you"

"I don't think science knows actually"

Uh oh, retard alert.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021