Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things

What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding

by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024

Retardism

A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.

"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"

"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"

by Mangek August 15, 2022

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023

retarded

mason baumann

mason baumann is retarded

by retarded mason April 21, 2018

Retard

A kid of the name Carson

Carson is a retard

by JustSomeKidWithCancer November 16, 2023

Retard

Cognitive disability based on age. Often used as an offensive word to describe someone stupid or ignorant.

“OMG! They are such a retard.”

by K1rbyGT February 29, 2024

Retard

The insane amount of stupidity that a person possesses.

Fuck off Jay Francis Augustine Iturralde you fucking retard!

by HaKdogMen January 17, 2020