new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.

Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.

by baby2.0 December 27, 2009

happy fiscal new year

Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.

Happy fiscal new year!

by Profit and Loss April 5, 2024

new year eve

Ur mam

Ur mum smells like new year eve

by Damn life December 31, 2017

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

late new years revolution

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

late new years revolution

Making up a new years revolution exactly two months and six days after new years.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025