new year eve

Ur mam

Ur mum smells like new year eve

by Damn life December 31, 2017

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

New years day

A day to ask someone out

Boy: it's new years day you know what that means

Girl:...

by Gay.gay.gay.gay December 31, 2021

New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022