New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.

Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock

by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.

Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year

by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023

New Year's Day

Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I, I will begin again
I, I will begin again
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again

New Year's Day

by Death Menace September 15, 2023

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

by Mango milk February 5, 2025

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021