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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Listening to Korn

by anonymous August 31, 2025
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been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024
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I Want To Listen To Sparta `~` Soho To Become Immortal

I Want To Listen To Sparta `~` Soho To Become Immortal
I Want To Listen To Sparta `~` Soho To Become Immortal
by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
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Listening

Listening
Like you did before
Now you're
Listening no more
See the girl
She's the one I want
To be holding
Holding me close

I say You say
Weren't you listening
Now it's too late
You're not listening
I say You say
Weren't you listening
Now it's too late
You're not listening

I've heard it all before
So many words
That you've just closed the door
If you notice
The changes that you fear
But now it's too late to see
I say You say
Weren't you listening
Now it's too late
You're not listening
I say You say
Weren't you listening
Now it's too late
You're not listening

I hope you understand
The feeling
The freedom I command

I say You say
Weren't you listening
Now it's too late
You're not listening
I say You say
Weren't you listening
Now it's too late
You're not listening
by Death Menace September 2, 2023
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