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Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
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Listening

A thing that a Vanessa often decides to not be bothered with.
"You are not listening are you?...."
"What? Whaa?"
"Exactly"
by ASmartNoodle February 10, 2020
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listening to the winds of change

(lyrics from the song "wind of change" by The Scorpions) :

a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.
not to brag, but in most cases, I am good at listening to the winds of change.
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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On-listener

Similar to an onlooker but for listening.
That on-listener sure picked the wrong time to drop in for a listen. Now they think I am a serial killer
by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
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Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently
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Listening

I do not need to listen to you stupid fat bald piece of shit and I'm not going to. You should be listening to me and doing what I want. You want to stand on Gulliver's head and talk down to him as though he is not a giant.
Hym "I'm not listening to anyone until I get the entirety of the money and the entirety of the credit. And even then I'm STILL not listening to you because you slowed down the remediation of my situation so you could power trip me into listening to a fat bald piece of shit who is both wrong and less intelligent than myself. If you had taken your own advice... You would not be burying Mikayla Raines. You would not be burying your kids in Uvalde. You would not be burying your Senators. You are the one who should be listening to me. And you are the ones who should be doing what I want. And then when you're done you go back to your lives and do whatever the fuck it is you do in life."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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Listen to the bongo

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
by MMink April 23, 2024
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