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Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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White People Listening

Damn, I just said I was from the Philippines and yet Jeffrey kept asking me where in Mexico that was. He was white people listening.
by Princest June 23, 2025
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Serial Listening

The act of listening to a single song on repeat for the duration of 5 listens or more.
I am currently serial listening to my favorite song.
by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025
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Listening to Korn

by anonymous August 31, 2025
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Man listen

The way a man listens. Characterized by understanding bits and pieces when the subject is mundane; typically enough to appear as if he is listening but not in fact enough to understand the full context of the conversation.
When Tina told Rob about the even, Rob man listened and therefore did not duly prepare for said event.
by rbrice June 16, 2023
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