I do not need to listen to you stupid fat bald piece of shit and I'm not going to. You should be listening to me and doing what I want. You want to stand on Gulliver's head and talk down to him as though he is not a giant.
Hym "I'm not listening to anyone until I get the entirety of the money and the entirety of the credit. And even then I'm STILL not listening to you because you slowed down the remediation of my situation so you could power trip me into listening to a fat bald piece of shit who is both wrong and less intelligent than myself. If you had taken your own advice... You would not be burying Mikayla Raines. You would not be burying your kids in Uvalde. You would not be burying your Senators. You are the one who should be listening to me. And you are the ones who should be doing what I want. And then when you're done you go back to your lives and do whatever the fuck it is you do in life."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
While on one’s knees, one leans forward and places one’s ear to the ground, relaxes one’s sphincter and takes air into one’s colon. Once the colon is cavernous, one must clinch the sphincter and seal the deal. One then clinches the stomach muscles, forcing the air back out into the local atmosphere with a loud farting noise.
He bent down to listen for buffalo, the air surged into his anus and then roared back out with fury.
by Unkleslam January 21, 2022
This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
by BettyYellowSplash December 21, 2024
The way a man listens. Characterized by understanding bits and pieces when the subject is mundane; typically enough to appear as if he is listening but not in fact enough to understand the full context of the conversation.
When Tina told Rob about the even, Rob man listened and therefore did not duly prepare for said event.
by rbrice June 16, 2023
by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025
by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025
(lyrics from the song "wind of change" by The Scorpions) :
a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.
a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.
during the 2016 presidential election campaign most higher ups in the democratic party didnt start listening to the winds of change until it was too late, but instead focused on perpetuating obama's legacy; no wonder they lost the election.
by Sexydimma February 04, 2017