An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.
"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."
"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."
"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."
by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025
Get the Listening to Coldplay with the Bois mug.Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.
Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.
Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.
Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
by MMink April 23, 2024
Get the Listen to the bongo mug.A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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by anonymous August 31, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska RObles Es Un Carlos Gregorio Ferrera FOr THe Ferrar's Multiple Personality Disorder Called Listening TO Inidividuals<.79.7.6.> mug.This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024
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