1st of every month

the 1st of every month is OwO day, so write OwO on the front of your hand (on your left hand)

The 1st of every month is national OwO day!

by BobaIsGood October 19, 2019

First time every time

The quote that basically teaches students that you better stfu and behave before a teacher rapes you. Tries making a teacher sound like a bad man

“We do things first time every time! I don’t want to correct your behaviour scholars!”

by SuckMyDick4Ever February 24, 2019

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

stack every chip

to get lots of money and have it stacking up in the bank

brian over there is stack every chip (he’s getting lots of money and it’s stacking up in his bank account)

by mr uber aka booty licker 3000 February 12, 2020

Hip every time

Somebody that does something cool asf

THIS NIGGA HIP EVERY TIME

by PotentPoise November 20, 2020