Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

Down town girl

A aesthetic, easily found on Pinterest

Me: I’m a down town girl
Girl: isn’t that the Pinterest aesthetic?
Me: yah

by Kazthesnaz November 17, 2022

n-town

N-town is a slang for Nampa Idaho

“Aye foo you going to n-town wtm?”

“yeah we kicking it”

by smokey13:. November 17, 2022

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

Biffle town

Biffle town is a word used for if you and your biffle (best friend ever!) are online friends but have seen each other, even though you didn’t talk. And when you say “Biffle town” that’s mean your going to go meet up.

Hey tomorrow is Biffle town day!

by crabs4salesiguess6 May 23, 2022

The Town of Crossfield

A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.

I used to live in the town of Crossfield, most of the people there are douchebags.

by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021

Chor town

A dirty, nasty beautiful place where people beg for shit and eat soup from the sewers. People there are very friendly and supportive and they also offer you rat flavoured daal

I cant believe I met a chor boy or a chora from chor town, what an amazing kid he was

by Hulkyman0 December 21, 2021