When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
Customer:Thanx
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
Get the one crazy townmug. by Rizzo99 April 21, 2017
Get the Pound Townmug. Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in a valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in a valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the
by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019
Get the Old Town Roadmug. by taintpenileinfectiondawghead December 5, 2009
Get the down town browneymug. The town is known as East Palo Alto. East Palo Alto received this name after being labeled as small town cemetery and the murder capital of the United States in the 1980s
by Chilis33 January 13, 2022
Get the The Townmug. by tressbitch January 6, 2017
Get the o-townmug. by QuacksO June 27, 2024
Get the taco the townmug.