Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017
Get the table pourmug. by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
Get the Pouring the shampoomug. Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011
Get the Pour the sauce on the weaselmug. According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
Get the pour the cobs onmug. 
by Twistedteagorilla May 26, 2025
Get the Layla pourmug. A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.
Also know as a house pour
Also know as a house pour
by YouGenius March 10, 2023
Get the Home Pourmug.