Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

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pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023

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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

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Freudian Pour

When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.

Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.

by Lbendy33 July 21, 2018

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Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.

I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

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Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"

"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"

by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024

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