poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

ca plane pour moi

A classic song by Plastic Bertrand, released in 1978. Highly catchy, with a riveting backing track.

Pronounced - sah-plan-bour-mwah

OMG!!!!! I love the song ca plane pour moi!!!!!

by dabro3 August 11, 2023

pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023

6oz Pour

When one needs to pace alcohol consumption.

Root: They offer 6 or 9oz pours of wine.

6oz pour, Kevin - you’re overdoing it.

You’ve had too many 9 ounce pours. 6 ounce it Ashley.

by Judgejudyjudovia September 11, 2023

Pour Us Up

To pour alcoholic beverages for yourself and your friend/friends.

"Okay. Pour us some vodka and then I gotta go. Thanks for the dressing, and the popsicles and the... being here."

Carolyn wiped her eyes. "Any time. Sorry I called you names."

"We fought. I'm sorry too." I opened my arms to see if she wanted a hug, but she shook her head no and wiped her eye again. "I'm fine." She said.

"Okay, then pour us up."

by Cartier Riley October 5, 2023