shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.

To get back at him I shit poured his locker.

by Toecutter June 12, 2014

adoucissant pour les hommes

French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.

After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"

by Weelis November 15, 2009

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023

ca plane pour moi

A classic song by Plastic Bertrand, released in 1978. Highly catchy, with a riveting backing track.

Pronounced - sah-plan-bour-mwah

OMG!!!!! I love the song ca plane pour moi!!!!!

by dabro3 August 11, 2023

Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"

"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"

by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024

pour out my cup

Equivalent to making somebody hate your guts. To pour out your cup means that somebody pissed you off to such a harsh degree they'd make you figuratively or literally pour out your cup of liquor and leave the party.

Kyle: Yo bro how come you left the party early last night?

Chad: That hoe Karen made me pour out my cup because she rejected me even while drunk! And then she called my shrimp tiny!

Kyle: That's duuuuust I had her pour UP my cup! Then we Rick Rolled!

by Slippery Loofa July 9, 2021

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason March 31, 2012