table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

Home Pour

A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.

Also know as a house pour

This margarita is really strong. Yeah I made it with a home pour of tequila.

by YouGenius March 10, 2023

Layla pour

Making the alcohol to chaser ratio much stronger than it should be

Oh no guys, I just did a layla pour. I'm about to get hammered

by Twistedteagorilla May 26, 2025

Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 4, 2025

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason March 31, 2012

Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025